Channel: jimgaffigan

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Description: Here are my funniest standup comedy jokes about technology. Starting with my dad leaving messages on my answering machine all the way to Chinese toilets! Enjoy! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon. :00 - Answering Machine :36 - Leaving Voice Messages :58 - Email 2:14 - Spell Check 3:05 - Remote Control 4:03 - Escalator & Moving Sidewalk 7:13 - Digital Photos 9:29 - Cord Cutters 10:20 - Landline 11:46 - Elevators 12:32 - Talking on the Phone 13:11 - Japanese Toilet 13:59 - Chinese Toilet BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts Stores bit.ly/JGStores Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic Drinking youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM Disney youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ Japan youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI Fish youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ Cheese youtu.be/r7_N32RtF04 Heaven & Hell youtu.be/Zd9nRJ3t3lY TV youtu.be/wQQX4UrqqQo Desserts youtu.be/OQ1XN6BgZqw Holidays youtu.be/owGQ99_x-yg Birthdays youtu.be/lyHR0X_2kNg OUR MASSIVE PLANET youtu.be/Y268PXp_-_I HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1 CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn THE PALE TOURIST Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake QUALITY TIME Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons Horses bit.ly/JGHorses Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum NOBLE APE My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor Massages bit.ly/JGMassage Pope bit.ly/JGPope UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada CINCO Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily OBSESSED Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating MR. UNIVERSE Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins Whales bit.ly/JGWhales Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L KING BABY Camping bit.ly/JGCamping Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon BEYOND THE PALE Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner Cake bit.ly/JGCakes Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian SUPER OLD Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2 LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show Toast bit.ly/JGToast Burger bit.ly/JGBurger Pork bit.ly/JGPork Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge) Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite Garden Veggies youtu.be/8MG690faVUc My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot youtu.be/GZF2H_QbFtg My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special youtu.be/BrkuzMkU9J8 DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS nightly 6pm E. Watch past episodes click JOIN & become MEMBER. Fee (99 cents) donated to TheImagineSociety.org. JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food) St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia Paella bit.ly/JGPaella PALE FORCE Season 1 tinyurl.com/yxzyk5ws Season 2 youtu.be/SjkOx2Tp8RQ CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY) Welcome to Quarantine youtu.be/Kk9EEecdQgU My Kids Ask Covid-19 youtu.be/9EhChTrSlPM Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation youtu.be/PYJ85-_YZL0 Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story TEXT JIM 646-980-6600